Friday, May 30, 2008

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

We're looking forward to the week-long 60th Anniversary celebration, and particularly the June 5 shin-dig on Ellis Island, open to all New York office lawyers and summer associates and their guests.

Hello?! What's more fun than 900 lawyers on an Island???

Speaking of guests, one of the insiders is happily hitched and is bringing their other half to the big party. The other insider is not, despite being so damn eligible, currently with anyone.

So who should the single insider bring?

Maybe we'll leave it up to you to decide. Despite our fear in running another poll, we want your help in figuring out who the single insider should ask to the party. Our current choices are:

1) Super duper uber legal blogger David Lat.

2) Skadden alum and former First Lady of New York, Silda Spitzer.

3) Party animal and alleged kleptomaniac Lindsey Lohan.

4) The Flik employee of the month for May.

5) A randomly selected person that responds to a Craigslist ad seeking a date.

6) Some New York socialite who will be able to get us on Page Six.

7) And, what the hell, Jonas!

Vote for your favorite in the upper left of this page.

Summer Associates, please note: Transportation by boat is being provided between Manhattan and Ellis Island. Please don't swim home.

Small print: We reserve the right to go alone.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

COME ON COME ON!

WHAT HAPPENNED!

Anonymous said...

any thoughts on the ATL rumor that skadden will be moving to $195K by year end?

Anonymous said...

Now the insider's identity will be easily identifiable!

Anonymous said...

Another Skadden Insider aborted poll?

Who did you bring to the island?

Anonymous said...

When do first-year associates get promoted to second-year? I want a raise, dammit!

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